You know you have wanted to say it, you with small children. I want to say it now. Some of my birds are trying to drive me insane when they should be asleep.
For all of you, I present in its NSFW, NSFC, NSFTWAEO* glory---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGDm45niITI&feature=player_embedded
Read by the mighty Samuel L Jackson
*Not Suitable For Those Who Are Easily Offended