Don't want to go into the long story, but I ended up with a deceased friend's cats. Integrating them into my household is not an option. I've found homes for two. The one left is a Maine Coon.
This is Myrrah:
As you can see, she is a dead ringer for Grudge, Book's Queen from Star Trek Discovery
I need to find her a home, and I could not possibly make this easier for you.
Grudge--I mean Myrrha--will be delivered TO YOUR DOOR by Pet Transport Services. She is neutered, and will have a within-the-month health check and all shots. Her two vices are that she is a bully to other cats, and that you DO NOT TOUCH HER SACRED ASS. I don't mean the back half, I mean the ass. She gets matted back there and you have to be very careful combing the matts out.
She will come collared, with her rabies tag on the collar, and with anything else you think you might need.
She will also come with her very own copy of the Book of Grudge.
She probably won't even care if you change her name to Grudge. So you, too, can carry a Grudge.
I'll just let myself out now.