Reading through all this makes me so happy that my nearest neighbors are a mile away... on the other side of a highway and a river!
And that there are no large trees near the house.
Pontiac Aztek? That, for some reason, makes me feel very happy! The appearance of the Aztek was generally ridiculed in the automotive and the general press, but they were solidly constructed vehicles mechanically, practical in their design, and, personally, I always thought they looked pretty cool! These days, a lot of manufacturers are tacking "rugged" plastic visual accessories on to their cars to make them look more adventurous, reaping praise for doing the same thing the Aztek was ridiculed for. I hope you can find a nice one. When you do, share pics, please!
(There's only one Aztek listed on eBay Motors at the moment, and it is located in Canada.
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