A guy?
In MADh Vinyl?
NEVER!!!!!!!!
*cough*
Oh, and since I haven't aged even one single tiny teensy bit, I don't see why Diamond or any of the others should. I don't mind "frozen in time". I also don't mind time slipping around like beads on a string, so on occasion younger or older versions of various characters appear.
My own grasp of time is tenuous at best.
Charlie Brown starred in Peanuts for fifty years and never aged a day.