by victoriavictrix » Fri Dec 26, 2014 2:38 pm
I get phone scams on a regular basis.
"Pelvic mesh" lawsuit--never had surgery that required pelvic mesh.
Vague "surgery" lawsuit.
"Free cruise."
All three of these are phishing for personal info they can use for ID theft.
"IRS" taxes due. They insist that you load up money on a Green Dot card and send them the number. This one is probably because they immediately get snagged as a scam transaction by your bank if you try and issue an EFT. Or because there is no way you can get a transaction reversed on a Green Dot card. Also a scam of course, but this time it's straight money, not ID theft.
And
"Microsoft technician." Now, this one is completely unbelievable to anyone who has ever tried to call MS Tech Support and sat on hold for 4 hours. The idea that MS Techs are so underemployed they call you is hilarious. This is an attempt to actually get control of your computer and strip everything off it for access to your bank, credit and debit cards, and any other account you have.
I got three of these in a row and on the third one I was so mad that interrupted when the moron had just gotten the words "Microsoft technician" out of his mouth.
"No you're not! You're a {bleeping} scammer! I'm going to {bleeping} track you down and when I find you, I'm going to {bleeping} tear your {bleeping} arm off, {bleeping} beat you to {bleeping} death with it, then {bleeping} tear your {bleeping} head off and have my dog {bleep} the {bleeping} hole where your {bleeping} head was!"
They hung up without a word and have not called since.
All you damn kids get offa my lawn!