K2! wrote:Standard by whose standards?
Well... with the endowments you and Googly seem to enjoy on your ladies, you could use the NekoSchool standard. This is simple. In school, for skirts, we had to stand with our hands down at our sides, and if the hem was less than two inches below our fingertips, we had to go home or wear gym shorts... what your girls' would be is to hold their arms out in front. If their boobules are less than two inches to their fingertips, they have to wear proper foundation garments! Alternatively they should hold their arms, hands outstretched, in front of them and walk toward the wall. If the nipples hit the wall first, they have to wear proper foundation garments *and* saliva-proof overwear to keep the perves from staining the vinyl!
I can tell you truly that good sturdy foundation undergarments (made of good German spring-steel and double rivetted for strength on windy days) are a MUST! Otherwise, in old age, their breasts will keep their ankles nice and toasty warm!
As with all "enhanced mammary cantileverage" proper precautions MUST be taken when indulging in such pastimes as jumping rope, using pogo sticks or trampolines, in order to prevent bruising of the face and eyes, or massive head trauma (to self or onlookers). After such exercise, a "cool down" period of at least ten minutes must be observed for all moving parts to come to a full and complete stop.
Yours in service to the Boobage Ghodz:
Swan
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke, "Profiles of The Future", 1961 (Clarke's third law)