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[famedglory]

Yeah. I have no room to say anything because all of my devices have a fair amount of smut on them. But at least when I was in highschool I would cover my tracks. I had to sit down with my younger cousin and go over how to clear browser histories because he was stupid enough to be looking at...more mature sites from my grandmothers computer and she was too embarassed to tell his parents so she asked me to handle it. I don't think how to hide what you've been looking at was what she had in mind for our conversation but in the end everyone is happy so that works out.

[victoriavictrix]

Just FYI, what might get their attention is this: porn isn't good sex. Porn is to good sex like pro wrestling is to Olympic wrestling. Nothing in porn is real, the boobs and bits are all surgically inflated, it will make you feel bad about yourself because you don't look like that, it's all phony and staged, and no woman really likes what's shown in porn. So why waste your time on something that's so fake? It's like eating a plaster cake.

[LadydracoWD]

Just FYI, what might get their attention is this: porn isn't good sex. Porn is to good sex like pro wrestling is to Olympic wrestling. Nothing in porn is real, the boobs and bits are all surgically inflated, it will make you feel bad about yourself because you don't look like that, it's all phony and staged, and no woman really likes what's shown in porn. So why waste your time on something that's so fake? It's like eating a plaster cake.

You stated exactly what I was thinking... And now I have the urge to draw a comic with someone eating a cake made of plaster.... XD You rock!

[Lamia of the Dark]

Yeah. I have no room to say anything because all of my devices have a fair amount of smut on them. But at least when I was in highschool I would cover my tracks. I had to sit down with my younger cousin and go over how to clear browser histories because he was stupid enough to be looking at...more mature sites from my grandmothers computer and she was too embarassed to tell his parents so she asked me to handle it. I don't think how to hide what you've been looking at was what she had in mind for our conversation but in the end everyone is happy so that works out.

I would say something about that, but my kindle is full of smutty regency novels so.....

Well, I have a fair amount of hentai and romance novels myself, but I am an adult and that's different.....

And when I was his age, I would sneak and read romance novels - but I never got caught.

Just FYI, what might get their attention is this: porn isn't good sex. Porn is to good sex like pro wrestling is to Olympic wrestling. Nothing in porn is real, the boobs and bits are all surgically inflated, it will make you feel bad about yourself because you don't look like that, it's all phony and staged, and no woman really likes what's shown in porn. So why waste your time on something that's so fake? It's like eating a plaster cake.

Well, I have no idea what he actually told them, as I was not present for the conversation.

>_> and I'm not going to talk to my brother about porn. He's 12 years younger than I am and he already doesn't listen to me about anything.

[DollyKim]

I would worry the youngsters thinking porn situations are examples of how to treat or be treated by the opposite sex.

[famedglory]

I would worry the youngsters thinking porn situations are examples of how to treat or be treated by the opposite sex.

I completely agree with you. In the case of my cousin, I saw what he had been looking at and it was about as benign as you can get. If I had seen anything that made me believe he was viewing something that would cause or perpetuate negative or unhealthy opinions or habits our conversation would have been very different and I would have taken it straight to his parents. Also agreeing with VV and sort of expressed that opinion to him at the time and he really couldn’t care less.

And for the record, my smut is of the smutty fanfiction variety. I have no shame when it comes to this. And I’m an adult.

[Linteia]

I would worry the youngsters thinking porn situations are examples of how to treat or be treated by the opposite sex.

It's not just youngsters, my husband still doesn't always get it.

[DollyKim]

Yeah, what ever rule of the internet it is that if it exists someone will write fan fiction of it, I'm looking at you Mr Garak. I really need to see some Cumberbatch Sherlock but we only have the most basic of cable.

I'm using Citrus Strip and it's slightly orange artificially sweet scent reminds me of some sort of drink, unless Orange Drank is a thing?

[Vetinari]

...just managed to inhale some of my "Chai" tea blend ...ouch (This particular blend has cinammon and ginger in it... I don't normally go for teas that contain v.much other than tea, but I love cinammon... Just not in my lungs!)

[Alopecia No Hime]

Was checking my spam folder said "congratulations on your free (insert site here) account."...I think it was for a porn site. 0-0; I never made an account for anything like that...I just deleted it I didn't bother opening it just incase it was a virus.