On the other hand, it would be awesome to just plop one of those on the couch and put a book in her hands, maybe make her stare at the door. Talk about freaking people out! She'd be great at keeping away door-to-door salesmen (yes, they still exist; a vacuum cleaner salesman stopped by a few weeks ago trying to sell us a Kirby. He REALLY liked his job O__o ), various religious persona, the neighborhood kids looking for my little sister...
But carrying her ... yeah. I can just picture myself trying to lug her around. I'd have to sling her over my shoulder and carry her Tarzan-style, trying not to trip over her or knock over the shelves.