
*sigh* My wig is fabulous, but it won't stay out of my equally fabulous face. How can I deny the world my beauty, but how can I deny my amazing hair?

*SIGH* I look like a little girl in this beret. Why can't I have a more attractive one?
I have rhinestones or fake pearls?

FAKE!? On moi? Are you insane?!?!

*SIGH* No one understands how hard it is to be me.