

*Dragon licks Joseph's face* Wait a minute. Your not evil dragons at all. Your good dragons

Teal dragon: *cough* We apologize Monsieur Joseph, after that long ride in the package it was hard to speak. We did not mean to make your feel threatened. We are here to help you protect your beautiful family and home. My name is Philippe.
Joseph: Lady Elyse has written me a beautiful letter and these swords and cape are exquisite. With the two of you by my side I'm sure we will triumph over the evil dragons. But what is this mustache for?

Philippe: Qui est le mien! That is mine! Thank you Monsieur Joseph. I thought I had lost it forever!

Joseph: Do you have a name great dragon?
Brown dragon: *shakes his head no*
Joseph: Than you shall be dubbed Excalibur, like the sword of old ye shall protect our kingdom from evil! Thank You Elyse!!!