Mom- sees the neighbors are throwing out their kids' dolls, if I don't go thru them now will never hear the end of it, mom doesn't understand why my "doll friends" don't want dirty, broken, ratty Barbies and Monsters/EAH missing parts.
Because if there was a special Barbie face mold in there I'd be fixing her up myself.
I am so glad my grandmother didn't live to see my custom doll phase because she'd go out of her way to be butt hurt for the rest of her life if I didn't take some knock off dollar store doll that smells like cat pee and always be playing with it around her.