
Bird: Well, aren't you just sex on a stick?
Shard: What??

Bird: You heard me.
Shard:...
Bird: Take a moment to let it sink in.

Shard:...you know, I'm straight.
Bird: So am I.
Shard:...
Bird: Wait, are you a dude? My bad.
Neko Sandy wrote:*giggles* Well at least they can talk about having bird themed names in common, right?
Wait... *Has a horrid thought.* Bird, Bird's not going to use that as a pick up line, is he? Oh, please tell me he's not going to use that as a pick up line...
*dies*
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