Well, as I said before... having a name that begins with 'H' is the MADh equivalent of being an Ensign in a red shirt!
"You there! Ensign Expendible. Go see what's behind that boulder!"
"Yes CaptaAAAAIIIIEEEEGGGGHHHHHHH!!"
I don't hold out much hope for Harriet, Hannah, Helen, Hortense, Hermione, Helga... or Hope... for that matter!"
Swan
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke, "Profiles of The Future", 1961 (Clarke's third law)